Keep in mind that you can use these words perfectly well, in the correct context and everything, and people will still giggle at them. Dirty humor truly knows no boundaries. I say you tackle this head on, though. No fear. Make the scientific community and me proud by unabashedly using precise language regardless of the consequences. This one caused my personal, all-time favorite Spanish embarrassment story.
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Top definition. A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encased inside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoring the warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices As he released their cockheads from one another he grabbed Harry's firm ass and ground his big hard cum dripping cock into Harry's bright bushy ginger pubes as he buried his nose into his sweaty pit , deeply sniffing Harry's sexy scent!
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Real talk: Games don't have to be reserved for those below the ages of Next date night or pillow talk sesh, opt for this activity instead of your normal Netflix and chill. Below are 25 truth and 25 dare options that are so effing hot, good luck finishing the game in its entirety bc, like, clothes will be ripped off, lol. And when you want more, you can buy Cosmo 's Truth or Dare Game for even more dirty fun. If we could only have sex in one position for a month, what position would you pick?
Have you ever heard the jokes that are as funny as they are offensive? Well, as they say, prepare Uranus! The puns we collected for you will blow your mind! Goodness knows they are very inappropriate and always extremely dirty, but they still have one but huge advantage — they can easily make you laugh your ass off. Some people consider such jokes to be horrible and sick, and they are totally right.